You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i will never coherently bang her
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
We are all done wearing pants today
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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