i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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