Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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