How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Randomize