just come out here and I will go home with you...
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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