Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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