It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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