"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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