discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Randomize
