Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Do vagina's smell?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Rumble strips road head = magical
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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