Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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