Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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