why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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