i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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