Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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