You surviving the open bar?
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i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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