If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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