I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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