maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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