I heard we made out
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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