She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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