Small penises have feelings too.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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