STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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