I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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