it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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