Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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