My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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