ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
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