What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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