I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
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She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
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