I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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