I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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