I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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