I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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