Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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