she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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