Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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