You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Define "chronic" masturbator.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Randomize
