For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I need water and some morals
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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