I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
