This girl is more easily done than said...
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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