i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
