we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
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