The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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