K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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