I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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