She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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