Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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