Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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