Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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