Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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