everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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