I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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