How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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