That's intense
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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